Captain's Log: Day 9 Post-BotBall
What is it with sports commisioners wanting to suck all the fun out of their games? I'll bet if I was playing monopoly and played the house rule where all tax money and fees from chance and community chest went into the center and was paid out to whomever lands on free parking a certain you know who would designate someone to run in and hit the pieces off the board ruining my game night while bitching about pace of play.
Okay I should probably explain where this is coming from.
Today I spent a solid half hour attempting to make a post tweaking the lyrics to the song made famous by Manfred Mann “Do Wah Diddy Diddy” where I was to talk trash about a certain man named, well, take a guess, and his propensity to want to destroy baseball for no reason other than I have no idea.
Shift deez nuts on yo face.
That didn't explain much now that I think about it and probably just raised up more questions unless you already knew why I am salter than movie theater popcorn.
At least with BotBall around it was easier to ignore the Voldomort of baseball and all his terrible ideas
Right, explaining things, let me think of the best way to put this while staying diplomatic…
Uh, please don't enact rules fucking with the switch? Get gud or get rekt? I dunno, I guess if you agree with the idea that extreme shifting is changing the game negatively but also are fine with putting a runner at 2nd in extra innings and also forcing the NL to adopt the DH don't let me catch you calling baseball a game of traditions or else I will keep it bottled up, not confront you, and quietly sulk in my room.
What else happened today, what else… I had a container and a half of store bought salsa and an entire bag of tortilla chips so that pretty much balanced out everything to be overall neutral.